I know I haven’t posted lately. Don’t expect much out of me. It’s November and I pinky-swore I’d help a friend write her NaNo romance novel. It has Quaker pirates. I don’t even. It’s amazing. Or it might be. If we can get enough words on paper. ANd I only have so many words.
Also, this happened:
Me: I’m pretty sure everythign I’ve sent in the past hour is basically a drunktext
My old lawschool roomie: woo hoo
Me: I AM UNSUPERVISED WITH HALLOWEEN CANDY
Me: DID YOU KNOW CANDY CORN COMES IN 40oz PACKAGES?
IT IS A 40 OF CANDY CORN
Her: i think i can hear your pancreas throbbing
Me: Throbbing with JOY.